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May 25 直销基础理论摘要:几何倍增学本来是数学里面的东西,数学和经济学走到一起的时候,碰撞出了绚丽的火花;几何倍增学在数学中,在函数中是几何增长函数,运用到经济中,就有了,几何倍增原理;全球大米2000年至2001年的大米产量是3.973亿吨,也就是说460亿吨大米是全球一百多年的产量总和。这就是几何倍增学的威力!!!从某个角度来说,这里有体现了数学的基础学科性质,运用到经济学里面,几何倍增学又得倒了扩展: ——点击此处阅读全文 何为“等高望远”的道理何为“等高望远”的道理 摘要:横看成岭侧成峰,远近高低各不同; 不识庐山真面目,只缘身在此山中。 ——点击此处阅读全文 May 21 最近老做一些奇怪的梦。。。 摘要:真不知道为啥,睡觉比以前早了~可是最近老是做一起很奇怪的梦。记得刚开始工作的那段时间,工作比较忙~再加上自己对相关的业务不熟悉,平时还会听到一些负面的对于第一份工作不好的评价~那个时候也做过一些噩梦;那段时间以后,慢慢的习惯了晚上熬夜,加班~即使是回到住的地方,有时候困得不行了,也不想睡觉~漫无目的轮番选台~看着无聊的节目,或许有些实时的事件能让我多看一会~小的时候倒是喜欢看历史节目,不喜欢看实时的新闻;昨天晚上梦到更奇怪的梦,自己是被别人从坟墓里面发掘出来的。。。。 ——点击此处阅读全文 May 18 十五首摇滚的柔情之作【转】摘要:枪炮玫瑰诞生于1985年的好莱坞,是美国摇滚乐史上继性手枪以来最受争议的乐队,乐队是由两支乐队L.A.GUNS和AXL.ROSE合并而成的,因此双主唱“枪”和“玫瑰”的完美和音一直是枪炮玫瑰的招牌特色。然而一系列的灾难降临到乐队身上,吉他手酒精中毒病故,鼓手酗酒被开除,鼓手里克.艾伦发生交通事故,左臂被齐肩切断,但艾伦以惊人的毅力和顽强的意志重返乐队,利用脚和手的合拍性苦练特地为他定做的电子鼓,并成了乐队的灵魂人物,艾伦用这种超强毅力和音乐执著大手笔的书写了真正的摇滚精神。 ——点击此处阅读全文 May 17 工作以后感悟文章写作摘要:工作以后常常会有文档写作的任务;文档写作,或许说是文章的写作,在我们小学,初中,高中,文章的写作都会占学习的很大比重,可是到了大学,非文科专业,语文的取消,写作,或许就离我们越来越远;一次和上司聊到写作的时候,上司说他从硕士,博士,还有研究院工作的十多年的磨练,经常会发表文章,写报告,才会形成现在的写作能力;不过说回来,工作以后不能再想回到学校那时,能专门学习写作,或许给自己更多的时间学习写作----我还想做啥,我还想做。。。 ——点击此处阅读全文 各家的blog有时候看到自己喜欢的blog就用google reader收藏起来,订阅各家的RSS,有的rss直接就可以访问,有的rss就是一个xml格式的文档;大体分三类,一类是朋友的blog,一类是技术类的blog,还有就是既不是朋友的也不是技术类的,:)~~。或许更喜欢实际一点的东西,不喜欢把大脑总是埋在自己的内心; ——点击此处阅读全文 VOD web server摘要:VOD服务器提供HFC和基于IP的IPTV两种模式的视频;交互的时候可以采用浏览器RTSP,DSM-CC。。。说道浏览器,就少不了web服务器。但是考虑到HFC的带内带宽不多,所以或许选择选择服务器做更多的工作,尽量在带内传输简单的信息; ——点击此处阅读全文 什么是SHTML 摘要:使用SSI(Server Side Include)的html文件扩展名,SSI(Server Side Include),通常称为“服务器端嵌入”或者叫“服务器端包含”,是一种类似于ASP的基于服务器的网页制作技术。因为包含 SSI 指令的文件要求特殊处理,所以必须为所有 SSI 文件赋予 SSI 文件扩展名。当 Web 服务器遇到 SSI 指令时,直接将包含文件的内容插入 HTML 网页。除了用于包含文件的基本指令之外,还可以使用 SSI 指令插入文件的相关信息(如文件的大小)或者运行应用程序或 shell 命令。 ——点击此处阅读全文 May 15 安葬于西敏寺的英国国教主教的墓志铭安葬于西敏寺的英国国教主教的墓志铭:
我年少时,意气风发,踌躇满志,当时曾梦想要改变世界,但当我年事渐长,阅历增多,我发觉自己无力改变世界,于是我缩小了范围,决定改变我的国家。但这个目标还是太大了。接著我步入了中年,无奈之余,我将试图改变的对象锁定在最亲密的家人身上。但天不从人愿,他们个个还是维持原样。当我垂垂老矣,我终于顿悟了一些事:我应该先改变自己,用以身作则的方式影响家人。若我能先当家人的榜样,也许下一步就能改善我的国家,再后来我甚至可能改造整个世界,谁知道呢? May 14 xiaohua天涯上令人抓狂的100个神经签名(天涯疯人院语录)
1.柏芝你走吧,我舍不得韩红! 2.按猪的审美观,我基本算得上是个帅哥~ 3.我不是你想象中的那么完美那么坚强,金钱和美女就足以把我征服!
4.见到我以后你会突然发现——原来帅也可以是这样的具体呀~
5.姑姑,十六年后我们断肠崖见,到时候别忘了给我发短信!
6.自从两个妓女自称是某名牌大学的毕业生后,我现在一般都自称为文盲!
7.天使和魔鬼拿我的灵魂拔河玩~(转载请注明天涯社区)
8.我曾经是个天使,真的~在降临人世间时上帝慈祥地对我说:“去吧孩子,你是个为补考而生的男人……”
9.初夜让人用肚脐眼给骗了……
10.男二号对女一号说:“你为什么要背着我去爱别人!”(2006隐讳签名之离骚)
11.抵制日货——日本骚货除外~
12.为人不识浙大男,便称猥亵也枉然~ 13.男人偷腥时的智商仅次于爱因斯坦!
14.房价越来越高,所以,好男人越来越少……
15.来自侏罗纪的美女也能算是古典美女???
16.自去年“麦莎事件”后,CCTV现在唯一能让人相信的恐怕只剩下整点报时了……
17.午夜十二点准时下线!否则,公主就会变回灰姑娘~
18.有事秘书干,没事干秘书!
19.出门在外,请记住:一定要把牛B还给牛!
20.剥夺人民说话的权利,就如同强奸犯将一个女人摁倒在地却脱不下她的裤子一样令人抓狂~
21.爱我免费,包年优惠!
22.上床前请出示您的健康证。
23.坐拥大奶名号,享受二奶待遇!
24.人生得意须尽欢,莫使娇妻空对房!
25.在天愿做比翼鸟,在地愿为同圈猪!
26.你放心,看到你我连食欲都没了,还谈什么性欲!!!
27.虽在裸睡中,但即插即用~
28.她在床上和床下一样咄咄逼人!
29.她说:“我要玩的是感觉,不是你的器官!!”
30.我喜欢“三心二意”的人:对我有爱心,对我有信心,对我有责任心;说话有创意,令我“满意”!
30.五马分尸中……你来一块不? 31.就叫我朝伟吧,虽然歌唱得像学友~
32.在喂猪的时候总会想起你……
33.上帝说:“要有光。”我说:“不批准!”于是便有了黑夜~
34.自打我变成了一泡屎,就再也没有人敢踩在我头顶上啦~~~
35.穿“人”字拖鞋,与刘翔赛跨栏,一局定乾坤,输了就引退江湖,目前正在积极备战ing……
36.我把KONKA的电视遥控器别在裤腰上,假装新买了个NOKIA手机~
37.如果早上来的晚一些的话,我想我会喜欢早上的……
38.给我织一条围巾,我愿以一生关怀相回报。否则,你就用围巾勒死我吧!
39.你的丑和你的脸没有关系……
40.一生中真爱一个女人就够了,哪个说不够我和他拼命!!
41.一时的冲动,子孙的危机!
42.强奸易躲,意淫难防!
43.JackSlowFu※ck——捷克斯洛伐克,老婆一般叫我“Jack”~
44.出售壮男,电话110;出售护士,电话120。
《天涯上令人抓狂的100个神经签名》只用于非商业用途,转载请注明天涯社区,否则我们祝您一出门就能幸运地碰见上帝!
45.爱一个人就是能在她自杀时给她一把刀!!!
46.淫以为荣,醉有风度~
47.宁尝鲜蜜一口,不吃烂桃一筐!
48.这个字念:锊!
49.真爱你的不是在雨天能为你撑起伞的那个人,而是能陪你一起淋病的那个~(C_chairman/chai2001)
50.天涯情侣版的“org”
╭╮ ˊ ┌──┬┘└┐ ╭┘ ╭┘ │ ╰┐╭╮┐╭╮│)) └┘└┴┘└┘ 51.08年8月8号结婚是个不错的主意~ 52.人生就是一场游戏,你遇到的障碍就是各种关卡,所以,让我们尽情地去攻略吧!
53.说什么都是废话——因为你就是个废人!
54.键盘速度时常跟不上思路~
55.若非当初拒绝穿上疯狂的红舞鞋,想必现在旋转得也像个陀螺吧~
57.日出只要在日落前出现就好,上课只要在下课前到达就好。
58.我坚持认为海带和虾皮是海鲜,这样我就可以跟自己的朋友很NB地说:“我经常吃海鲜!”
59.我掏出金卡说三个字:“随便刷!”天下没有一个女人不会被感动的!!!
60.拉屎最低配置:钱江晚报一份;建议配置:体坛周报一份+草纸一张;豪华配置:中华一根+花花公子一本+草纸若干。
61.我喝水只喝纯净水,牛奶只喝纯牛奶,所以我很单纯……
62.为配合今年中国计划生育工作的胜利完成,本人决定暂时不和异性朋友接触,谢谢合作~
63.既然男人都靠不住,那我还是找个又帅又有钱的吧~
64.只要不下流,(转载请注明天涯社区开心乐园)我们就是主流!
65.为中华而努力读书——一包中华好多钱啊~~~
66.我只说三句话,包括上面那句,我的话完了……
67.老板,38的鞋太小,39的又太大!
68.有肉的时候吃豆腐,有豆腐的时候吃肉,没豆腐没肉的时候才会想念一个人……
69.看到你笑,我伤心了好几天;看到你哭,我高兴了好几年!!
70.跟我走,我带你去梦游!
71.人在天涯钻,哪能不挨砖?日啖板砖三百颗,不辞长做天涯人! 72.偷了Q也不帮挂,真缺德!
73.做人要长着坏心眼做好事~
74.日后咋办?日后再说!!
75.女人是成精的动物——女人也不过是盛精的动物~
76.八戒的老婆是谁?猪啊~~~
77.刚开始不给的是女人,后来急着要的还是女人!
78.男人在不懂的时候装懂,而女人则恰好相反~
79.嘘……千万别告诉他们我做了好事,这会影响我的形象的!!!
80.我用一千个丧心病狂的理由来说明“我爱你”!
81.一山不能容二虎,除非一公和一母!
82.靓影说:“超女那玩意儿,是个男人剃了胡子就能拿冠军!”
83.中国足球对中国唯一贡献就是让越来越多的人关心起篮球来。
84.男人是让人靠的,所以你要可靠;女人是让人爱的,所以你要可爱~
85.喂~请问是中国移动吗?我是中国联通,我的小灵通坏了,你们能派中国铁通来修一下吗?
86.牛顿第一定律告诉我们:只有先充实自己,才能吸引别人;牛顿第三定律告诉我们:只有自己先对别人好,才能让别人对自己好。
87.天涯寻人启示:王海亮,男,22岁,长的帅,榆树人氏。为弱智儿童,日前不慎走失,有见到者,帮忙揍一顿,必有重谢!
88.我大声地咆哮,在寂静的厕所之中。你投射过来异样的眼神,诧异也好,不爽也罢,并不曾使我的声音变小。因为使我秀逗的,不是你走错了厕所,而是我忘带了手纸!
89.一日,吾忽觉腹胀,天眼有物欲坠焉,起而如厕,力及处,屙得一大光球,名之曰太阳。再而屙,又得一蓝色球体者,堕于地,是以曰地球。久屙未爽,复以指抠,得小粪球一只,思之家中贫困无灯,遂以月亮为之名,以示草民之愿也。然人皆有粪,是以星空灿烂哉!
90.本人中科院高级潜水院院士,诺贝尔长期掉线奖,奥斯卡终身隐身奖~~~
91.杀死一个人,你是杀人犯;杀死一百万人,你是征服者;杀死所有的人,你就是上帝!
92.其实我小时候的梦想并不是要当什么科学家,我只是幻想自己是地主家的少爷,家有良田千顷,终日不学无术,没事领着一群狗奴才上街去调戏一下良家少女……
93.宁可大陆不长草,也要收复台湾岛;哪怕华夏遍地坟,也要杀光日本人!!!
94.爸问我为什么背着他学抽烟?我说:“台湾不回归,心情很郁闷!”
95.每天起床后的第一句话就是“操TMD小日本!”这样既可以培养爱国主义道德情操,又积极响应了日益高涨的反日情绪~
96.日本一天不陪罪,我就一天不从数学补考教室里出来!!
97.日本自古以来就是中国神圣领土不可分割的一部分!
98.本人立志统一全人类,请大家投我一票!
99.嗨,那个要用JJ撬地球的家伙!
100.看到这儿实在受不了了,周杰伦,快带我走吧,韩红我也不要啦!!!
2006最强淫荡签名!(少儿不宜
1、宠辱不惊,后庭花开花落,去留无意,前门鸟进鸟出 2、路漫漫兮腿修长,吾将上下被摸索 3、痒,要! 4、给我一张毛片,我能撬起整个地球 5、我指着太阳说:日 6、我趴着睡就强奸了地球,我躺着睡就强奸了整个宇宙! 7、就这样让你舒?,脱下你常拉的??br> 8、网上自古无娇娘,残花败柳一行行,偶有几对鸳鸯鸟,也是野鸡配色狼 9、生命在于床上运动! 10、青青子衿,悠悠我心,但为君故,叫床至今 11、花前月下,不如花钱日下 12、鱼对水说:我之所以灌水,因为天天可以** 13、给我一个PLMM,我能创造一个超级球队打入世界杯! 14、好好学习,天天想上 15、当男人想通了,女人想开了,世界自然就和平了 16 男:当我想你的时候,我的吊在颤抖 女:当我想你的时候,淫水也无声的滑落 史上暴强暴笑校园笑话
1.话说复旦的张亮亮和清华的刘海洋被关在同一个笼子里。首先,张亮亮拿剪刀挖了刘海洋的两眼,接着,刘海洋用硫酸泼张亮亮的脸,然后问,“你疼不疼呀? “这时,马加爵一锤把笼门砸开冲了进去,上前就给两人一人一闷锤,“老子急得实在是看不下去啦!丫的这两个猪头真变态!!“ 2.分手时,她给了我一个吻,那感觉――就好像新闻联播一样真实…… 3.某大学校规极为严厉,夜不归宿将开除!三哥们回来晚了,准备翻墙进来,一兄弟很小心地探头看墙内,见一民工站此,小声问:“有学校保安没?“民工很镇定地做了个“ok“手势。三男生一阵狂喜,翻墙进去,被蹲坑在此的三个学校保安成功抓获!带走前,三男生回头向民工埋怨道“你不是说ok吗?“民工苦涩道:“我不是告诉你们有三个嘛~“ 4.小妍是个追求浪漫的狮子座女孩儿,最近却义无反顾地爱上呆板木讷的魔羯座博士。约会几次后,两人感情日渐深厚,但仅仅是吃吃饭、看看电影,没什么特别表示。这次博士送小妍回去路过一家花店,小妍别有用心地走进去,看看这朵,又嗅嗅那朵,博士耐心地跟在身后。 终于,小妍拿起一束红玫瑰,一脸娇艳问道:“好看吗?“ 博士老实回答:“好看。“ 小妍再次引诱:“真的好看吗?“ 博士肯定地点点头,仍无任何. 小妍终于忍不住,提示道:“我也觉得挺好看,我真的好喜欢,你可不可以……“ 博士十分诚恳地说:“没事,喜欢就多看会儿,我可以等你!“ 5.二手的大学高数课本待出售,九成新,有成绩单为证! 6.“兄弟如手足,女人如衣服“,如此看来,我只是一只赤身裸体的蜈蚣!悲哀之余,又暗自庆幸:还好,我不是一条被剥皮的蛇! 7.高中时讲排列组合,分组做题。 老师叫起磊:“你们组多少人?“ 磊:“十二个。“ 老师:“好,那你算一下,十二个人排队,你不能站在排头和排尾,则有多少种排法?“ 磊埋头算:“啊,有十二个人,我不能在排头…是…不能在排尾……“ 一会儿,终于糊涂,做错。老师怒,罚磊站。 又叫起波:“你们组多少人?“。 波惧,半晌,答:“三个……“ 8.师姐电云聊簧戏接懈隼嗨菩挛殴龆?条的东西,上面的文字过得非常快?? 偶好奇:这是歌词吗? 师姐:是呀! 偶:怎么过得这么快?都没看清! 师姐:周杰伦的!! 9.一女生扮纯情问:“你说小孩是从哪儿生出来的呢?“ 另一女生不屑道:“靠,这还不简单,哪儿进去就从哪儿出来的呗!!!“(尼加拉瓜大瀑布汗) 天涯上无与伦比的100个激情签名(2006不一样的精彩~)
1.做男人就要做金刚那样的男人——在世界最高的大楼上为心爱的女人打飞机!!! 2.男人的双手是最好的丰胸良药——终于发现我有一门手艺了……(双手愿为爱人而粗糙!) 3.JJ掉了不过碗大个疤! 4.如果三天不做爱,那么你就是处男! 5.据说从银河系看地球,唯一能看得见的就是我的小JJ了…… 6.我吞下一颗春药,世界立刻变得性感起来~ 7.如果谈恋爱就是谈恋爱的话,那不是耍**吗? 8.爱她,就请为她做无痛人流手术! 9.她是一个美丽的女孩。她每天刷5次牙!(2006年隐讳签名之绝唱) 10.NBA历史上的超级淫棍——姚明!
11.“日本人是人”这句话属于:A.比喻;B.夸张;C.借代;D.拟人。 12.现在中国最大的困境在于——中南海的政策出不了中南海! 13.一个外国人,不远万里来到中国,毫不利己,专门利人,这是什么精神病? 14.爷爷都是从孙子走过来的~ 签名均创自天涯开心乐园、娱乐八卦、非常男女、舞文弄墨、大学校园。
15.我是个无神论者,但在夜里却不敢承认这一点!
16.手淫强身,意淫强国。值此国庆之际,我要多意淫,为国家的富强做出自己应有的贡献! 17.一位萎人曾经说过:“像我们这样强烈渴望崛起的民族,更需要时刻用意淫来支持我们脆弱的国防以及民众心理。手淫只能强身健体,意淫方才强国安邦!” 18.其实我是一个天才,可惜天妒英才! 19.在华(南理)工待久了,看母猪都是双眼皮的…… 20.真爱会不会成为资本主义社会到社会主义社会的化石呢? 21.都是水何必装醇,都是色狼又何必装羊! 22.我们产生一点小分歧:她希望我把粪土变黄金,我希望她视黄金如粪土! 23.所有刻骨铭心的爱都灵魂游离于床上的瞬间~ 24.郎才女不藐,郎财女才貌;才子陪家人,财子配佳人!什么世道啊~~~ 25.如果你生在中国,那么请先用爱改变自己,再用恨改变环境。 26.所谓超人——不是心理变态,就是生理变态! 27.你看得见我打在屏幕上的字,却看不到我掉在键盘上的泪…… 28.我趴着睡就强奸了地球,我躺着睡就强奸了整个宇宙! 29.不要等人人都说你丑时才发现自己真的丑! 30.老板,给我来二斤真爱我拿回家喂狗!! 31.日一群女人是我的本事,被一群女人日是我的魅力!
32.男人只分两种:一种是好色,另一种是十分好色!
33.当白天又一次把黑夜按倒在床上的时候,太阳就出生了……
34.①师太,你就从了老衲吧……②老衲失礼了,师太该你了~③师太,你就饶了老衲吧!④阿尼陀佛,老衲射不出-_-b
35.客官请自重,本姑娘是卖身不卖艺的!
36.给我一口油井,我来给地球制造高潮!
37.有尿当尿直须尿,莫等无尿空抖鸟!
38.嫁言承旭,让周渝民为我终身不娶!!!
39.高价回收二手精液,两块钱一斤,精壮男士发财新路呦~
40.承诺就像说“操他妈”,老说老说但总也实现不了;实现诺言就像真的要去“操他妈”,那真是比登天还难!
41.长个包子样就别怨狗跟着!
42.生活把我奸了,我把生活阉了……
43.学海无涯,回头是岸!
44.不在课堂上沉睡,就在酒桌上埋醉~
45.漏洞与补丁齐飞,蓝屏共死机一色。
46.宁愿躲在奔驰车里哭泣,也不要骑着单车微笑!
47.猪有猪的思想,人有人的思想。如果猪有人的思想,那它就不是猪了——是八戒!
48.我死了,在烈火中我又站起来了,你猜是涅盘,还是尸变?
49.别说吃你几个烂西瓜,老子就是在东大食堂喝免费汤都不要钱!
50.期末考试算什么?pass就不是共产党员!!!
51.
我爱你,但以上三行誓言已被精斑覆盖!!! 52.在通往牛逼的路上你能一路勃起吗? 53.美女说:“人为我死,我为鸟亡!” 54.根据荷尔蒙活动的时间规律得出结论:晨练不如早操! 55.老天,你让夏天和冬天同房了吧?生出这鬼天气~ 56.用我的粗度测量你的宽度,用我的长度测量你的深度! 57.当肉体得到满足,灵魂重新拾起前进的方向…… 58.淫的一手好湿并不难,难的是淫一被子好湿! 59.男人有冲动可能是爱你,也可能是不爱,但没有冲动肯定是不爱! 60.钱财女人皆粪土,甘作苍蝇为粪劳! 61.不要在一棵树上吊死,在附近几棵树上多试试死几次~ 62.当头晕的时候我终于明白了什么叫爱情…… 63.你笑我和你们不一样,我笑你们大家都一样~ 64.偶尔幽生活一默你会觉得很爽,但生活幽你一默就惨了! 65.女人生来就是不专注的,除了对爱情;男人生来就是专注的,但是,也除了对爱情!
66.心终于可以放下了,原来那100多个是人头不是猴头!不然死了那么多猴猴多可惜啊…… 67.帅的惊动地方,地方报告中央,中央紧急磋商,授予最帅勋章! 68.宁做地狱守门人,不当天堂看家狗! 69.神指着天下万国对我说:“臣服于我,这一切都属于你!”我忍痛拒绝了神,因为我已经结婚了…… 70.请转告王子,老娘还在披荆斩棘的路上,还有雪山未翻、大河未过、巨龙未杀、帅哥未泡……叫他继续死睡吧! 71.你是疯来他是傻,缠缠绵绵到天涯~ 72.马化腾私下说:“学十年语文没有聊半年QQ效果好!” 73.早餐里吃到刷锅的金属丝很正常——这正说明我们后勤做饭前是刷锅的! 74.见了狗官还不快下跪! 75.大便的时候要留一半,免得饿得快~ 76.披星戴月上班去,万家灯火回家来。 77.发工资时,会计对俺说:“你半年领一次工资吧,现在零钱太少了……”
78.收入分四种:狂劳不得,多劳少得,少劳多得,不劳狂得。还好,我是第二种…… 79.我的脸洗的很干净,苍蝇趴在上面都得摔死!难过的是,我的口袋比我的脸还干净…… 80.本人收入像出纳的帐——日清月结,会计的报表——收支平衡,体育老师的计时器——用完归零,秋风扫剩的落叶——廖廖几张! 81.找不到恐龙,就拿蜥蜴顶! 82.女人拥有无数个QQ号只为调戏一个男人,男人常用的一个QQ号上却加满了各种各样的女人……(六A六B的QQ空间) 83.此生纵横江湖,无牵无挂,唯有“三个代表”常留心中……
84.不是爱情不分国界,而是爱情不分性别!
85.你发贴都跟**一样,不就是想图个精嘛~~~
86.我不喜欢只和一个女人上很多次床,我喜欢和很多女人只上一次床…… 87.在这个万恶的社会里,有自己节日的职业都不是什么好职业!!! 88.让男人珍惜的最好方法就是让他永远得不到,让女人珍惜的最好方法就是不断满足她!(C_chairman/chai2001) 89.对敌人,要把他从战场拼到坟场里去;对女人,要把她从马路上拼到床上去;对家人,要把他从嘴上拼到心里去!
90.无论男人给女人讲多么多么浪漫的童话故事,里面终不过围绕一个字:床!(C_chairman/chai2001) 91.爷爷说:“周杰伦出家一定是个好和尚,因为他念的经实在是太好听了……” 92.小时候我是个天才,经过二十多年的社会主义教育后,终于被成功地培养成庸才! 93.偶要跟机器猫玩剪刀石头布,非要让它输得倾家荡产!!! 94.中500万,除爹妈不换,其余统统换! 《天涯上无与伦比的100个激情签名》只用于非商业用途,转载请注明天涯社区,否则我们祝您一出门就能幸运地碰见上帝! 95.生活真TMD好玩,因为生活老TMD玩我~ 96.读书读到抽筋处,文思方能如尿崩~ 97.爱不能联通了,心就在移动了;所以,爱莫轻易移动,心方永远联通! 98.唱着国歌抢银行! 99.钓鱼岛是中国的,你是我的! 100.菜刀在手,问天下谁是英雄!!! 我去过的城市被杨帆点名了。。。。 去过的城市不多,高中之前,没出国重庆,上大学以后去过的地方才有几个: 国内的: 重庆:土生土长的地方~其实初中之前,都没离开过铜梁~~ 铜梁:邱少云的故乡,中国第一龙的地方,99年国庆天安门前的9条巨龙就是俺家乡的。。。 北京:01年大学的时候才有机会离开重庆,或许这也符合我的性格,到处走走,虽然到北京快6年了,不过出来香山,天安门和长城去过,其他的啥名胜古迹都怎么逛过; 广州:04年加全国Robocup比赛的时候,在华南理工大学住了差不多一个星期,还认了一个mm~~后来大学认识的姐姐也去广州了,很多次到深圳,都没机会再去广州看看~不过以后会有更多的机会去了 滨州:04年山东滨州,全国的Robocup邀请赛;到达滨州的那天晚上好大的雾。。。过黄河的时候走的浮桥。。。黄河水下游真的好“黄”。。。。 深圳:刚开始工作哪一年,几乎都是在深圳度过的,三天两头就往深圳跑,上午可能还在北京,中午打个飞的,下午就去深圳 南京:工作的机会,在南京的住了几个月~第一次到秦淮河边~还好没“迷路”~ 秦皇岛:第一次见到祖国的大海。。。结果没控制住自己,下午2点的火车,10点钟到海边,当场买了条泳裤,,,,下海。。。。还好赶上火车了 香港:工作的原因,去过几次,过不了多久又会去了,这次就是读书的原因了。。。 国外城市: 里斯本,葡萄牙:2004年,RoboCup。正好是欧洲杯的时候,在酒吧看了比赛。非常非常喜欢里斯本,很纯净很舒服的城市。那个时候就我们5个人,罗卡角的海天一色,真的好宏伟,有生之年一定会再去那个地方。。。第一次离大西洋那么的近,那么多近~~ 阿姆斯特丹,荷兰:2004年,转机路过。阿姆斯特丹的轻轨,小河,城市,乡村,彩色的房屋,木屐,充满了童话。。 浅草,东京,日本:2006年,工作的时候过去的,一个字,干净,呵呵~算是离京都比较远,感觉还行...... 想去的城市: 还没想好~要是30岁找不到老婆,就辞职,全球旅游。。。。。oh yeah!
点名:看到的,觉得有意思的就写写吧,也算是回忆一下历程。。。。 Trackback: http://tb.blog.csdn.net/TrackBack.aspx?PostId=1608133 转载--非常有用的101道算法部分面试题1. Given a rectangular (cuboidal for the puritans) cake with a rectangular piece removed (any size or orientation), how would you cut the remainder of the cake into two equal halves with one straight cut of a knife ? 2. You're given an array containing both positive and negative integers and required to find the sub-array with the largest sum (O(N) a la KBL). Write a routine in C for the above. 3. Given an array of size N in which every number is between 1 and N, determine if there are any duplicates in it. You are allowed to destroy the array if you like. [ I ended up giving about 4 or 5 different solutions for this, each supposedly better than the others ]. 4. Write a routine to draw a circle (x ** 2 + y ** 2 = r ** 2) without making use of any floating point computations at all. [ This one had me stuck for quite some time and I first gave a solution that did have floating point computations ]. 5. Given only putchar (no sprintf, itoa, etc.) write a routine putlong that prints out an unsigned long in decimal. [ I gave the obvious solution of taking % 10 and / 10, which gives us the decimal value in reverse order. This requires an array since we need to print it out in the correct order. The interviewer wasn't too pleased and asked me to give a solution which didn't need the array ]. 6. Give a one-line C expression to test whether a number is a power of 2. [No loops allowed - it's a simple test.] 7. Given an array of characters which form a sentence of words, give an efficient algorithm to reverse the order of the words (not characters) in it. 8. How many points are there on the globe where by walking one mile south, one mile east and one mile north you reach the place where you started. 9. Give a very good method to count the number of ones in a "n" (e.g. 32) bit number. ANS. Given below are simple solutions, find a solution that does it in log (n) steps. Iterativefunction iterativecount (unsigned int n)beginint count=0;while (n)begincount += n & 0x1 ;n >>= 1;endreturn count;endSparse Countfunction sparsecount (unsigned int n)beginint count=0;while (n)begincount++;n &= (n-1);endreturn count ;end 10. What are the different ways to implement a condition where the value of x can be either a 0 or a 1. Apparently the if then else solution has a jump when written out in assembly. if (x == 0) y=a else y=b There is a logical, arithmetic and a data structure solution to the above problem. 11. Reverse a linked list. 12. Insert in a sorted list 13. In a X's and 0's game (i.e. TIC TAC TOE) if you write a program for this give a fast way to generate the moves by the computer. I mean this should be the fastest way possible. The answer is that you need to store all possible configurations of the board and the move that is associated with that. Then it boils down to just accessing the right element and getting the corresponding move for it. Do some analysis and do some more optimization in storage since otherwise it becomes infeasible to get the required storage in a DOS machine. 14. I was given two lines of assembly code which found the absolute value of a number stored in two's complement form. I had to recognize what the code was doing. Pretty simple if you know some assembly and some fundaes on number representation. 15. Give a fast way to multiply a number by 7. 16. How would go about finding out where to find a book in a library. (You don't know how exactly the books are organized beforehand). 17. Linked list manipulation. 18. Tradeoff between time spent in testing a product and getting into the market first. 19. What to test for given that there isn't enough time to test everything you want to. 20. First some definitions for this problem: a) An ASCII character is one byte long and the most significant bit in the byte is always '0'. b) A Kanji character is two bytes long. The only characteristic of a Kanji character is that in its first byte the most significant bit is '1'. Now you are given an array of a characters (both ASCII and Kanji) and, an index into the array. The index points to the start of some character. Now you need to write a function to do a backspace (i.e. delete the character before the given index). 21. Delete an element from a doubly linked list. 22. Write a function to find the depth of a binary tree. 23. Given two strings S1 and S2. Delete from S2 all those characters which occur in S1 also and finally create a clean S2 with the relevant characters deleted. 24. Assuming that locks are the only reason due to which deadlocks can occur in a system. What would be a foolproof method of avoiding deadlocks in the system. 25. Reverse a linked list. Ans: Possible answers - iterative loop 26. Write a small lexical analyzer - interviewer gave tokens. expressions like "a*b" etc. 27. Besides communication cost, what is the other source of inefficiency in RPC? (answer : context switches, excessive buffer copying). How can you optimize the communication? (ans : communicate through shared memory on same machine, bypassing the kernel _ A Univ. of Wash. thesis) 28. Write a routine that prints out a 2-D array in spiral order! 29. How is the readers-writers problem solved? - using semaphores/ada .. etc. 30. Ways of optimizing symbol table storage in compilers. 31. A walk-through through the symbol table functions, lookup() implementation etc. - The interviewer was on the Microsoft C team. 32. A version of the "There are three persons X Y Z, one of which always lies".. etc.. 33. There are 3 ants at 3 corners of a triangle, they randomly start moving towards another corner.. what is the probability that they don't collide. 34. Write an efficient algorithm and C code to shuffle a pack of cards.. this one was a feedback process until we came up with one with no extra storage. 35. The if (x == 0) y = 0 etc.. 36. Some more bitwise optimization at assembly level 37. Some general questions on Lex, Yacc etc. 38. Given an array t[100] which contains numbers between 1..99. Return the duplicated value. Try both O(n) and O(n-square). 39. Given an array of characters. How would you reverse it. ? How would you reverse it without using indexing in the array. 40. Given a sequence of characters. How will you convert the lower case characters to upper case characters. ( Try using bit vector - solutions given in the C lib -typec.h) 41. Fundamentals of RPC. 42. Given a linked list which is sorted. How will u insert in sorted way. 43. Given a linked list How will you reverse it. 44. Give a good data structure for having n queues ( n not fixed) in a finite memory segment. You can have some data-structure separate for each queue. Try to use at least 90% of the memory space. 45. Do a breadth first traversal of a tree. 46. Write code for reversing a linked list. 47. Write, efficient code for extracting unique elements from a sorted list of array. e.g. (1, 1, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5, 5, 9, 9, 9, 9) -> (1, 3, 5, 9). 48. Given an array of integers, find the contiguous sub-array with the largest sum. ANS. Can be done in O(n) time and O(1) extra space. Scan array from 1 to n. Remember the best sub-array seen so far and the best sub-array ending in i. 49. Given an array of length N containing integers between 1 and N, determine if it contains any duplicates. ANS. [Is there an O(n) time solution that uses only O(1) extra space and does not destroy the original array?] 50. Sort an array of size n containing integers between 1 and K, given a temporary scratch integer array of size K. ANS. Compute cumulative counts of integers in the auxiliary array. Now scan the original array, rotating cycles! [Can someone word this more nicely?] * 51. An array of size k contains integers between 1 and n. You are given an additional scratch array of size n. Compress the original array by removing duplicates in it. What if k << n? ANS. Can be done in O(k) time i.e. without initializing the auxiliary array! 52. An array of integers. The sum of the array is known not to overflow an integer. Compute the sum. What if we know that integers are in 2's complement form? ANS. If numbers are in 2's complement, an ordinary looking loop like for(i=total=0;i< n;total+=array[i++]); will do. No need to check for overflows! 53. An array of characters. Reverse the order of words in it. ANS. Write a routine to reverse a character array. Now call it for the given array and for each word in it. * 54. An array of integers of size n. Generate a random permutation of the array, given a function rand_n() that returns an integer between 1 and n, both inclusive, with equal probability. What is the expected time of your algorithm? ANS. "Expected time" should ring a bell. To compute a random permutation, use the standard algorithm of scanning array from n downto 1, swapping i-th element with a uniformly random element <= i-th. To compute a uniformly random integer between 1 and k (k < n), call rand_n() repeatedly until it returns a value in the desired range. 55. An array of pointers to (very long) strings. Find pointers to the (lexicographically) smallest and largest strings. ANS. Scan array in pairs. Remember largest-so-far and smallest-so-far. Compare the larger of the two strings in the current pair with largest-so-far to update it. And the smaller of the current pair with the smallest-so-far to update it. For a total of <= 3n/2 strcmp() calls. That's also the lower bound. 56. Write a program to remove duplicates from a sorted array. ANS. int remove_duplicates(int * p, int size)
57. C++ ( what is virtual function ? what happens if an error occurs in constructor or destructor. Discussion on error handling, templates, unique features of C++. What is different in C++, ( compare with unix). 58. Given a list of numbers ( fixed list) Now given any other list, how can you efficiently find out if there is any element in the second list that is an element of the first list (fixed list). 59. Given 3 lines of assembly code : find it is doing. IT was to find absolute value. 60. If you are on a boat and you throw out a suitcase, Will the level of water increase. 61. Print an integer using only putchar. Try doing it without using extra storage. 62. Write C code for (a) deleting an element from a linked list (b) traversing a linked list 63. What are various problems unique to distributed databases 64. Declare a void pointer ANS. void *ptr; 65. Make the pointer aligned to a 4 byte boundary in a efficient manner ANS. Assign the pointer to a long number and the number with 11...1100 add 4 to the number 66. What is a far pointer (in DOS) 67. What is a balanced tree 68. Given a linked list with the following property node2 is left child of node1, if node2 < node1 else, it is the right child. O P||O A||O B||O C How do you convert the above linked list to the form without disturbing the property. Write C code for that. O P||O B/ \/ \/ \O ? O ? determine where do A and C go 69. Describe the file system layout in the UNIX OS ANS. describe boot block, super block, inodes and data layout 70. In UNIX, are the files allocated contiguous blocks of data ANS. no, they might be fragmented How is the fragmented data kept track of ANS. Describe the direct blocks and indirect blocks in UNIX file system 71. Write an efficient C code for 'tr' program. 'tr' has two command line arguments. They both are strings of same length. tr reads an input file, replaces each character in the first string with the corresponding character in the second string. eg. 'tr abc xyz' replaces all 'a's by 'x's, 'b's by 'y's and so on. ANS. 72. what is disk interleaving 73. why is disk interleaving adopted 74. given a new disk, how do you determine which interleaving is the best a) give 1000 read operations with each kind of interleaving determine the best interleaving from the statistics 75. draw the graph with performance on one axis and 'n' on another, where 'n' in the 'n' in n-way disk interleaving. (a tricky question, should be answered carefully) 76. I was a c++ code and was asked to find out the bug in that. The bug was that he declared an object locally in a function and tried to return the pointer to that object. Since the object is local to the function, it no more exists after returning from the function. The pointer, therefore, is invalid outside. 77. A real life problem - A square picture is cut into 16 squares and they are shuffled. Write a program to rearrange the 16 squares to get the original big square. 78. 79. Write a program to find whether a given m/c is big-endian or little-endian! 80. What is a volatile variable? 81. What is the scope of a static function in C ? 82. What is the difference between "malloc" and "calloc"? 83. struct n { int data; struct n* next}node; 84. If you're familiar with the ? operator x ? y : z 85. You have an abstract computer, so just forget everything you know about computers, this one only does what I'm about to tell you it does. You can use as many variables as you need, there are no negative numbers, all numbers are integers. You do not know the size of the integers, they could be infinitely large, so you can't count on truncating at any point. There are NO comparisons allowed, no if statements or anything like that. There are only four operations you can do on a variable. * 86. Under what circumstances can one delete an element from a singly linked list in constant time? ANS. If the list is circular and there are no references to the nodes in the list from anywhere else! Just copy the contents of the next node and delete the next node. If the list is not circular, we can delete any but the last node using this idea. In that case, mark the last node as dummy! * 87. Given a singly linked list, determine whether it contains a loop or not. ANS. (a) Start reversing the list. If you reach the head, gotcha! there is a loop! p1 = p2 = head;do {p1 = p1->next;p2 = p2->next->next;} while (p1 != p2);
88. Given a singly linked list, print out its contents in reverse order. Can you do it without using any extra space? ANS. Start reversing the list. Do this again, printing the contents. 89. Given a binary tree with nodes, print out the values in pre-order/in-order/post-order without using any extra space. 90. Reverse a singly linked list recursively. The function prototype is node * reverse (node *) ; ANS. node * reverse (node * n){node * m ;if (! (n && n -> next))return n ;m = reverse (n -> next) ;n -> next -> next = n ;n -> next = NULL ;return m ;}
91. Given a singly linked list, find the middle of the list. HINT. Use the single and double pointer jumping. Maintain two pointers, initially pointing to the head. Advance one of them one node at a time. And the other one, two nodes at a time. When the double reaches the end, the single is in the middle. This is not asymptotically faster but seems to take less steps than going through the list twice. 92. Reverse the bits of an unsigned integer. ANS. #define reverse(x) \(x=x>>16|(0x0000ffff&x)<<16, \x=(0xff00ff00&x)>>8|(0x00ff00ff&x)<<8, \x=(0xf0f0f0f0&x)>>4|(0x0f0f0f0f&x)<<4, \x=(0xcccccccc&x)>>2|(0x33333333&x)<<2, \x=(0xaaaaaaaa&x)>>1|(0x55555555&x)<<1) * 93. Compute the number of ones in an unsigned integer. ANS. #define count_ones(x) \(x=(0xaaaaaaaa&x)>>1+(0x55555555&x), \x=(0xcccccccc&x)>>2+(0x33333333&x), \x=(0xf0f0f0f0&x)>>4+(0x0f0f0f0f&x), \x=(0xff00ff00&x)>>8+(0x00ff00ff&x), \x=x>>16+(0x0000ffff&x)) 94. Compute the discrete log of an unsigned integer. ANS. #define discrete_log(h) \(h=(h>>1)|(h>>2), \h|=(h>>2), \h|=(h>>4), \h|=(h>>8), \h|=(h>>16), \h=(0xaaaaaaaa&h)>>1+(0x55555555&h), \h=(0xcccccccc&h)>>2+(0x33333333&h), \h=(0xf0f0f0f0&h)>>4+(0x0f0f0f0f&h), \h=(0xff00ff00&h)>>8+(0x00ff00ff&h), \h=(h>>16)+(0x0000ffff&h))If I understand it right, log2(2) =1, log2(3)=1, log2(4)=2..... But this macro does not work out log2(0) which does not exist! How do you think it should be handled? * 95. How do we test most simply if an unsigned integer is a power of two? ANS. #define power_of_two(x) \ ((x)&&(~(x&(x-1)))) 96. Set the highest significant bit of an unsigned integer to zero. ANS. (from Denis Zabavchik) Set the highest significant bit of an unsigned integer to zero 97. Let f(k) = y where k is the y-th number in the increasing sequence of non-negative integers with the same number of ones in its binary representation as y, e.g. f(0) = 1, f(1) = 1, f(2) = 2, f(3) = 1, f(4) = 3, f(5) = 2, f(6) = 3 and so on. Given k >= 0, compute f(k). 98. A character set has 1 and 2 byte characters. One byte characters have 0 as the first bit. You just keep accumulating the characters in a buffer. Suppose at some point the user types a backspace, how can you remove the character efficiently. (Note: You cant store the last character typed because the user can type in arbitrarily many backspaces) 99. What is the simples way to check if the sum of two unsigned integers has resulted in an overflow. 100. How do you represent an n-ary tree? Write a program to print the nodes of such a tree in breadth first order. 101. Write the 'tr' program of UNIX. Invoked as tr -str1 -str2. It reads stdin and prints it out to stdout, replacing every occurance of str1[i] with str2[i]. 本贴子以“现状”提供且没有任何担保,同时也没有授予任何权利 This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no rights. Trackback: http://tb.blog.csdn.net/TrackBack.aspx?PostId=1607778 |
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